Who's really taking who for a ride?
Have you ever dreamed of riding a majestic steed through the Spiral, only for it to completely ignore your commands? Well, dream no more!
Introducing the all new Stubborn Llama Mount! The Stubborn Llama Mount has a mind of its own, and it’s not moving. With a -60% speed boost, you’ll be the one dragging it along! It also offers incredible benefits such as:
- A built-in leg workout…because someone has to do the pulling
- The ultimate test of patience and perseverance
- A guaranteed way to make your friends question your life choices
So … are you up to the challenge? If so, you can purchase this reluctant ride for just 7,500 Crowns. Don’t miss out on the most difficult mount in the Spiral before it decides to leave the Crown Shop on Wednesday, April 30th!
*Disclaimer: We are not responsible for exhaustion, frustration, or any intense debates with a llama that may occur.*
What Wizards Are Saying About the
Stubborn Llama Mount
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“Who needs a reliable ride when you can have a stubborn one? Not me.” – Vanessa MythDust
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“Professor Drake gave me the look when I blamed my Stubborn Llama for being late… but honestly, who was gonna do his laundry anyway?” – Natalie WildPants
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“Dragging this llama has done more for my strength than any gym membership!” – Julia SparkleFountain
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Drag your llama today!
