Okay, I love the other Celestia stories so I decided to write my own.
One bright morning Merle Ambrose called me to talk about his new, 'Advanced Dueling with Diego'. I walked over to his house to talk with him. "Ah, young wizard. Do heed my warning and do not tell any other student about this for I have chosen you to train with Diego to learn advanced spells on your perilous journey to- never mind that is not important at the moment. Well, talk to Diego and see if he might teach you some excelled duelist's tricks." I walked to Unicorn way and talked to Diego. "Hello there my friend! Here to learn Ambrose's secret tricks? Well, step into my arena and fight the new giant brass golem of mine!"
Brass Golem:
Health: 15,000
School: Myth, Storm.
Rank: 15
I fought through the golem, with regular tactics. "Well done. Now, click the new menu in your decklist. It will say, 'Advanced Tactics' on it. Click it, and select a spell to learn off the advanced menu. This will help you on your journey. Now, every 1 level you can learn another one of these spells. Also, you can buy points and retrain with crowns or gold, or with me with Arena Tickets. Now, speak to Ambrose and see if he may need some help.
"Ah, young wizard. I need you to collect the Spiral key from Balestrom ... he will not be wanting to give it up, do. Persuade him, trick him. I recomend the Dream Potion on a storm master. Now, goodbye, wizard!"
I walked to Hilda Brewer. "You say a dream potion, eh? This is one even I have not yet came across. Alchemy 101 does not have it. Mmmm ... I figure an alchemist would know it. Why don't you ask my old friend, on Firecat Alley? Her house is just near Private Quinn's post."
I talked to the witch. "Why this potion is not one my eyes have yet seen... Eh? This potion is from Krokotopia! I reckon Alchemist Kepi would know this. He is a very devious kind of man. Defeat him and take his potions. Bring back a specimen of Fireweed Potion for me."
I teleported to Kepi's chamber. I defeated him and took the potions back. I brought the dream potion for Balestrom. I gave it to him and he drank it up. He fell asleep and I took whispered in his ear, "You want to give this key to Ambrose..." I walked outside. An hour later Balestrom gave it to Merle.
"You have done it! Wait- this key is lacking something-something I must analize. I think this might need a specimen of Tritonblood. Now, I have not known a Triton since the great Storm Lord who is in Celestia. But, I have a feeling not all is lost. Go to the petstore, I have a feeling they may have a baby triton pet. Here is the gold you may need for the bidding. Now, goodbye and Godspeed to you.
I walked to the petshoppe. I saw a baby being sold-only it wasn't human- it was in a fishbowl-and it had gills. It had fins but the body of a human, with a long tail. It had a tag that said, 'I need a home', and, 'I'm free'.
I grabbed it and ran out, carrying it's bare body. It was choking.
