Narrarator:"Suddenly, the Manders sprout claws and fangs.
Me: Uh-oh.
Manders: Fooooood!
Me: Hmm, what was it Professor Wethersfield told me about Manders? Oh yes....
Narrarator: Suddenly, he grabs his wand and points it at the Manders.
Me: Abracadadoodle! Wait, no, Abracadabra! Wait, no, Alakazam!
Narrarator: Suddenly, the Manders turn into huge, monstrous Kroks, the beastiest of their kind.
Kroks: GRRRRR!
Me: Uh-oh.
Kroks: Get em', boys!
Me: Hmm...
Narrarator: The Kroks snarl and growl.
Me: Stupefy!
Kroks: This ain't Harry Potter!
Me: Uh-oh.
Kroks: ATTACK!
Me: STUPEFY!
Narrarator: A large wave of red energy blasts at the Krok squad. They return to their Mander form, and cower in fear.
Manders: Ahhhh!
Me: Hehehehe.....
Manders: All hail the Wizard King!
Me: Phew, watching those Harry Potter movies saved my hide.
Narrarator: The Manders bow down to me.
Me: Oh, I can get used to this.
Mander 1: Shall I get you a drink, master? Oooh!
Me: Sure.
Mander 2: Shall I give you a massage, your majesty? Oooh!
Narrarator: The next one, a mustached Italian-immigrant, comes out. He speaks in an Italian accent.
Mander 3: Shall I play you a song, Maestro? Oooh!
Me: Wait, I know who you are! You're a Lounge Lizard!
Mander 3: That's right. And I'm not just a Lounge Lizard, I am (in a suddenly evil voice) Malistaire!
Me: AHHHHHH!!!! ATTACK! ATTACK!
Narrarator: All the Mander servants are busy.
Me: Stupefy-Stupefy-oh, sigh, I gave my wand to that one lizard. Aww...
Malistaire: Mwahahahahaha! Those 'oohing' Manders were foolish enough to think I was one of their kin! Now I shall take the Krokinomicon, and destroy the Spiral!
Me: Well, that's not so pleasant, is it now?
Malistaire: Stop ruining it. I trained to sound like that.
Me: Ah, well...
Malistaire: Now, alas, I shall take my leave of this wretched place---
Me: You said the same thing in Wizard City.
Malistaire: Oh, well. I've got a lot of work-----WHAT'S THAT!!!!???
Me: Attack, my Mander Gladiators! Attack!
Manders: Yes, sir!
Narrarator: Malistaire suddenly disappears...
Me: Where's Merle when I need him?
Narrarator: A note flies into my pocket. It says, 'On vacation to THE OASIS.'
Me: To the Oasis!
Manders: Can we have lunch first?
Me: Sure, I'm starved.
Narrarator: The Manders grab their steak knives and surround me.
Anyway, We FREED you fome somewhat :D don't eat us in return! (but anyway we would appreciate like 120 gold, so we could get a new robe or something like that. ;-) )
Life wiz: tastes like leaves and tree BARK! BARK! Balance wiz: tastes like sand and chihuahuas Ice wiz: tastes like an ice werven that never took a bath
Tinu Bhak Mal: goes to wizard resturaut
yes, balance wizards DEFINETLEY taste like sand and chiuahaus!!!
We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch! I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.
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I must agree for all wizards level 15-30 krokotopia can offer you any number of things, sure wizard city is cool but almost half of it is simply a safe hu where you can learn magic and shop. Sure you need good equitment but wheres the fun in shopping, although wizard city does have secrets of its own, all you advanced wizards especially those of the death school know what I mean. I don't want KI to be angry so i will only say this why is there a waterfall in the comons? But back to the subject, krokotopia is a perfect place for wizards who are just begining to expand there horizons whether you want a more controlled adventure in the main island the oasis ( I recomend this for players 15-20) or the mysterious magic of the two islands, the thomb of storms and the krokosphinx theres something for everybody. Now you might get frustrated when someone more advanced than you boards the krokoshinx barge or hops in the tomb of storms portal but don't worry, complete the main oasis storyline quests and you will unlock the mysterys of the 2 islands.
Well, that was a nice introduction! I do myself like Krokotopia, probably one of the Top 3 Worlds for me, and WHAT? You eat Wizards for lunch?! I better watch out now, hehe! Of course, I am just kidding! I love manders, and how they are so cute, I would never intend to hurt any of them (one of the reasons why I am so careful in getting into battles into Krokotopia, why hurt those cute little manders?) Anyways, thanks for the welcome Tinu Bhakmal! I certainly come back to Krokotopia every once in a while? :)
We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch! I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.
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We mandersss love Wizardssss! And not just for lunch! I'm Tinu Bhak'mal, and I'm the firssst beautiful mander face you sssee when you arrive in Krokotopia. I'll do my besst to guide you through your adventuresss in this world.
Each section of the message boards is intended for different discussions so make sure you post in the right area. Ravenwood Commons is for general questions about Wizard101, such as how things work. Halston's Lab is for technical questions about Wizard101, such as logging in, account questions, glitches and bugs. The Dorms is for ideas about Wizard101, such as ideas for new pets, spells or anything else your imagination can conjure. Crafting is for questions and answers about Crafting. Pets is for questions and answers about the Pet Pavilion and raising and hatching your pets. Player vs Player is for questions and answers about the Arena, and Player vs Player combat. Wizard City is for questions about your adventures in Wizard City. Grizzleheim is for questions about your adventures in Grizzleheim. Krokotopia is for questions about your adventures in Krokotopia. Marleybone is for questions about your adventures in Marleybone. MooShu is for questions about your adventures in MooShu. Dragonspyre is for questions about your adventures in Dragonspyre.
if us theurgists got eaten we would heal ourselfs not you. And i don't know if a tree chucking rocks at people and\or mander's stomaches would taste so good.
(but anyway we would appreciate like 120 gold, so we could get a new robe or something like that. ;-) )
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